Funny Rajni Jokes, quotes, PJs and SMS

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Mr.Rajnikanth participated in high jump..
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and NASA reported that he is the 1st man to land on MARS!!

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Barish Hui or Bhig Gaye  Hum

Wah Wah

Are aage kya hua?

Hona kya tha Rajnikanth ne Phoonk Mari or Sukh Gaye Hum
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Do u have any idea y in japan there is frequent earthquake?



Coz our great rajanikanth lost his mobile in japan in vibrate mode :-)
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Funny Rajni Jokes, quotes, Pjs and SMS

Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race.
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Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear!!:-D

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Once Rajnikant taught a boy to play counterstrike....
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Today the boy is Known as OSAMA-BIN-LADIN...!
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Rajnikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.....
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The Sunglasses dont protect Rajni's eyes.. they protect d sun from Rajni's eyes!
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once #Rajni hit a six and that ball is known as Planet Pluto!
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Once #Rajnikant taught a kid how to enter a house without ringin the doorbell. That person is now called SubInspector DAYA!
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Wot is solar eclipse?Wen rajnikanth stares sun...sun gets frightnd n hides itself behind moon... Dis z cold solar eclipse.!
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Rajnikanth once applied for CA course AND...HE FINALLY UNDERSTOOD HIS LIMITS!!
Once a boy insertd A cd namd rajnikanth into his pc...Guess wot... His pc startd Rotatin around da Cd rom!!!!!!
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Even ghajini remembers #rajni!!!
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Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.!
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#rajni entered a 100 m race n obviously came first. But einstein died.. Y? Coz light came 2nd.!
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Tsunami came coz #rajni sneezed during his evening walk on marina beach!
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An e-mail was sent from Pune to Mumbai... Rajnikanth stopped it in Lonavala.. #Rajni!
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Before Tom Cruise, #rajni was approached for the movie "Mission Impossible"but he refused as he found the title insulting!:-)!
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Michel Jordan: I can spin the basketball for 2hrs. Can u...? #Rajni : Mr Jordan..., where do u think the earth is rotating? Jordan retired!!
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Rajanikanth enters bigg boss 4.... Next day ..... Rajanikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room mein aaye!
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#PAUL died cuz he predicted that the next #rajni movie wud flop..!
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I have lots of Rajnikanth msgs in my phone. So, I dnt need to charge the phone, it automatically get charged!
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Intel's new tag line for its processors : "Rajnikanth Inside" :P!
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What does rajnikant use to iron his clothes??????????????????????. . . . .A: a road-roller..!
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only rajnikant can clear all eight semester of engg. at a same time.!
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Rajni ate a mentos, and mentos ki batti jal gayi!!.!
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Rajnikant's schooltime homework is now known as wikipedia!
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Once in a year spiderman superman.. batman..james bond & ironman.. shaktiman..krish all visitd rajnikanth...on GURU PuRNIMA..!
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Only rajnikanth can puncture a train! Hehe :D.!
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#rajnikant can answer missed calls .!
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#Rajni was caught on d highway 4 speeding................While walking...!:-D.!
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once in a fight #rajni got angry and showed d Middle Finger to a lady.The lady got pregnant!.!
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.. when Rajnikanth plays PacMan.... Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde run away from him .!
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.. when women do Karwa Chauth, they look @ moon, when Moon does Karwa Chauth, it looks @ Rajnikanth !.!
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Rajnikant doesn't pay attention- attention pays him..!
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Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago..death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet..!
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Rajnikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral..!
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The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajnikanth*.!
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Rajinikanth once entered a race,he came first, second & third*.!
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Rajnikant wrote a cheque to the bank....................the bank bounced!!!! :P.!
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Rajnikanth got his driving license at the age of 16 seconds.!
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Rajnikanth's farts are henceforth termed Rajnigandha.!
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Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experienc.!
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When #Rajni does pushup in the morning, he isn't lifting himself up, he's just pushing the earth down !! :.!
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#rajni With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit..!
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Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”.!
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#rajni Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night..!
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#rajni Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile..!
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Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is..!
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For geeks:The complier doesn't give rajni warnings... Rajni warns the compiler!!! .!
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Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
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Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!
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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
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rajnikanth''s signature.


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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
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Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..

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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
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1/0=?

dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said,
"I dnt kno!"

Thats why it's declared as

"Not Defined"..!

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Rajnikanth doesn't shave...

he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!

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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...

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Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........




Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....

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Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

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Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!

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USA POWER
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INDIAN POWER


USA-

10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships


INDIA-









*RAJNIKANTH*



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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...



That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...



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A child went2 Kashmir& startd playing by making small mountains from ice.

Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
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That child name is


RAJNIKANTH
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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..

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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.


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  a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
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Since then,


it is called TATA NANO.

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Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s,



and got it.

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Rajinikanth does push-ups,

he isn’t lifting himself up.




He is pushing the earth down.
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???


rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...

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Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
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GURU POURNIMA!
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BREAKING NEWS.....






FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""

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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
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And now that ball is called...
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" PLUTO "
Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,




he is now called 50 cent..!!

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Rajnikanth once farted after a heavy meal...



The gas today is known as ozone layer

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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

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Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..


We all know who won..!!
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